Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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