My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
