i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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