you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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