brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I've blown a few things in my day
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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