i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
