We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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