I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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