Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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