can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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