And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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