I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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