my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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