Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The ass gains better be worth it
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