My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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