i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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