It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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