I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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