Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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