when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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