i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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