There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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