yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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