we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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