Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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