My hand turned me down
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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