ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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