She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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