dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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