normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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