Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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