im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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