I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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