I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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