it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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