After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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