This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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You made out with two different species that night
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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