i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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