At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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