I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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