Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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