he puts the penis in happiness.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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