I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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