This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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