I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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