I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
