Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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