So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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