I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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