i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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