What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she smelled like a LAN party
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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