A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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