He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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