Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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