so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
