We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
In America we eat man semen.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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