super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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