i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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