You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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