I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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